Ever wish you could bring me home from the strip club? My 2020 calendar showcases some of the best shots from my feature dance appearances. From upside down on the pole to bearing it all in your face, you’ll enjoy my best assets each and every day of the year.
Though the calendar images would be enough to distract you, once you look closely you’ll see that each month’s custom calendar grid has an additional strip club image behind it. I value creating high quality products with attention to detail… and my calendars are no exception!
Please note that this calendar is nude, so it’s probably not suitable for your work… unless your boss is super fucking cool.
My signature is included with every calendar order! If you’d like additional personalization (signed to your name and a handwritten note on your birthday) please check the “personalization” add-on option, and fill in your name and birthdate.
I’m so excited to be hanging out on your wall all year!
- 12 month Calendar + “Notes” page
- UV coated gloss cover with heavy weight high quality pages
- Drilled Nail hole for hanging
- Saddle stitched calendar opens to 12″ x 18″ *No cheap spiral binding*
- Ships in a rigid mailer